Non-Car Guy Reviews: BMW M340d Touring

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This week, Ethan takes the car-review reigns and tells us about the BMW M340d Touring's awesome 'double cheese graters' and '80nm of torque'...
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Mayank Maximum
Mayank Maximum 4 dager siden
Only proble bmw deisele
David Angyalosi
David Angyalosi 7 dager siden
Hahha 🤣 Ethan absolutely butchered the review 🤣 but it was fun anyways. Go Ethan.
hellslayer 96
hellslayer 96 8 dager siden
it was funny ethan is actually every normal car buyer most people buy cars for looks alex is like me i want to know everything but it doesn't really matter 😂😂😂 because budget is a thing 😂😂😂😂
tama dance
tama dance 15 dager siden
Keep em coming!
tgh1972
tgh1972 15 dager siden
My absolute favourite moment of this video: "Pisshill, let's go to Pisshill" -i lost my shit for a straight minute.
Drogenfeld
Drogenfeld 19 dager siden
at least he knew where the turbo was.
optimusprimevil
optimusprimevil 25 dager siden
"the famous bmw 6 stripes" 😅
Gabrieleboy
Gabrieleboy 29 dager siden
340d Should it not be a 4l diesel ?
Dani H
Dani H Måned siden
Le coconuts 🥥😂
JaMes Pearson
JaMes Pearson Måned siden
Horse power is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
PixelTrooper
PixelTrooper Måned siden
Base price? £50k.. Base price in the netherlands? €81k (£70k)..
Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell Måned siden
I have a Rover 75 CDTi Connoisseur and it's got the split tail-gate. Completely unnecessary but so fun honestly
SKM Tech
SKM Tech Måned siden
Its painful to see ethan have no clue about cars
MrSpice
MrSpice Måned siden
Great review...very indepth! This was like reading the manual but more fun :) Do people even read manuals anymore though...lol. Great job on your video :)
No name
No name Måned siden
Pathetic
Novitch
Novitch Måned siden
Can’t wait for mine putting my mx5 nd in the boot and drive to the alps like a maniac
DanieI Joseph
DanieI Joseph Måned siden
So the moral of the story is: buy a BMW 335i twin turbo petrol (which is faster) & 50k cheaper, then use the spare 50k saving to also buy a house. (deposit)
Andy P
Andy P Måned siden
Hello Alex, this is BMW, were ringing you because we know how much you love our cars & would like you to to review our new M340d Touring... Hi this is Ethan, welcome to Car Throttle... BMW - Oh shit....
Ruud
Ruud 2 måneder siden
Would love to see you do some more electric vehicle reviews as a car guy. The Mercedes EQC for example.
harrycg95
harrycg95 2 måneder siden
As a real life resident of the village of Pishill (pronounced Pish-ill), this was outstanding.
Constantin Mehmert
Constantin Mehmert 2 måneder siden
We need more of this, its pure gold
Dave The English Gentleman
Dave The English Gentleman 2 måneder siden
Ethan’s male: cracks me up every time
Nick Taylor
Nick Taylor 2 måneder siden
At what stage will Ethan no longer be the non car guy?
Péter Maia-Veres
Péter Maia-Veres 2 måneder siden
Way to go Ethan! More of this please
Jamaican Me Crazy
Jamaican Me Crazy 2 måneder siden
By the next review he'll be an expert
M477HEW11
M477HEW11 2 måneder siden
I've just bought a 2016 BMW 335d XDrive Msport Saloon after having an S3 8p stage 1, and, to be fair, it's the best upgrade I've ever made 👌
Alex Meads
Alex Meads 2 måneder siden
I think Ethan should do a review on Phil, after reviewing this, compare the two as well. You guys are great by the way, really good content, always making me smile and laugh!
Mr.Scobbles
Mr.Scobbles 2 måneder siden
Itits alride funny idid laugh muchwhat as idid thing itwas funny please more to watch assuch.
Alex Coupe
Alex Coupe 2 måneder siden
It's a lovey motor but please BMW stop putting M badges on your diesel and non M cars. I shit you not I had some chump try tell me his E91 320d M sport was the same and if not better than my E46 M3 because it was an M sport!!!!!! I hate the world now!
Alex Coupe
Alex Coupe 2 måneder siden
Just to add, I've an 2002 E46 330d touring which I bloody love. It's got 265000 miles on it and I'll sell my wife and/or kids before I sell it 🤣
Alex Coupe
Alex Coupe 2 måneder siden
It's a lovey motor but please BMW stop putting M badges on your diesel and non M cars. I shit you not I had some chump try tell me his E91 320d M sport was the same and if not better than my E46 M3 because it was an M sport!!!!!! I hate the world now!
Cairo Fahrenheit
Cairo Fahrenheit 2 måneder siden
Dog in the back, kids in the boot.
Alexander Ewald
Alexander Ewald 2 måneder siden
Ethan is living the dream life, but not his own. Pretty sure that we will get him there soon ...
sniperlif3
sniperlif3 2 måneder siden
BMW naming went out the window with the addition of a turbo. It used to be easy, 1st number was the series, 2nd and 3rd were the engine size. Now with the turbo, their cars are named so that it makes the same power as whatever 2nd and 3rd digit are on a N/A BMW. 50k is what I payed on my car, and I got all of the options you had from a different manufacturer. The only thing I am missing is the rear seats and estate (very small trunk). After testing a similar spec BMW, mine has slightly better comfort. I don't get nearly the MPG though. Bet you could never guess what my car was. Chevy Camaro
Viktor Kreisz
Viktor Kreisz 2 måneder siden
This was awesome! This could do 5.5s if you don’t go that fast..
DomX2008
DomX2008 2 måneder siden
12v USB - probably don't want to plug your phone into that :-D
jumpingjehovahs
jumpingjehovahs 2 måneder siden
This is my favourite Car Throttle vid yet - more like this!
Mad Knight Gaming
Mad Knight Gaming 2 måneder siden
hahah i like this review
Mark Plenty
Mark Plenty 2 måneder siden
Ethans non knowledge is a car throttle treasure, gotta love it!
Noodles
Noodles 2 måneder siden
Ethan gave all of us car reviewer wannabes a nice dose of “icandoit” wishfulness
S G T P E P P E R B O I
S G T P E P P E R B O I 2 måneder siden
I think we all want more of these videos, they're hilarious!
balygaby
balygaby 2 måneder siden
I'd love to see Alex as a contestant in Taskmaster.
Paul R
Paul R 2 måneder siden
More please!!!
WizardsNipple
WizardsNipple 2 måneder siden
Ethan smoked too much weed when he was younger. Good lad lol
MixtecoBlue
MixtecoBlue 2 måneder siden
PLEASE do more of these.
Damian Walsh
Damian Walsh 2 måneder siden
' i have never purported to be a journalist'.....'You have, it's in your twitter bio'...Gold!
Kenzen Tomi
Kenzen Tomi 2 måneder siden
Ethan giving Jeremy Clarkson a run for his money.
Jordan Hilman
Jordan Hilman 2 måneder siden
Over 60K for what is essentially a luxury diesel wagon.....I think not.
Joshua Minke
Joshua Minke 2 måneder siden
plot twist: he actually is a car guy, but pretends not to be for the channel
Enigma
Enigma 2 måneder siden
Defo needs 5% tint
Seppl Tandtijger
Seppl Tandtijger 2 måneder siden
You must do a video like Ethan revieuws an american boat liek the lincoln continental mark v. I want Ethan feeling the weirdness of the strange wobblematic suspension
patrick mckittrick
patrick mckittrick 2 måneder siden
Brilliant great double act
Mythix2
Mythix2 2 måneder siden
"this is an M car" well, no it's not.... it just has an M badge for reasons unknown. all these makes are devaluating there performance brands
QwE3ry
QwE3ry 2 måneder siden
THAT TURBO THO 1:40
Joy Norel
Joy Norel 2 måneder siden
It will breake down after two years anyway. BMW Crap
Joy Norel
Joy Norel 2 måneder siden
@Do One I was expecting it to last at least the 2 years of warranty but that is to much of an expectation with a company like BMW. My honest opinion is obvious, BMW is BY FAR the worst Car company in the world.
DK Danis
DK Danis 2 måneder siden
8:18 what you said is soooo wrong. If a car can do everything it's not boring it's the best car or one of the best. I know you didn't say boring like not fun but still saying that car that has v8 petrol engine is boring in any way while sitting in a diesel with half the power i know that m340d is really fun doesn't matter if it's diesel or gas they are both fun but it kinda sounds wrong for somebody else listening. Compare it to s4 or rs4. You all were screaming and laughing in rs6 and now you are saying that.
Oisin O'Reilly
Oisin O'Reilly 2 måneder siden
More from Ethan Plz. Bloody hilarious guys!
Oisin O'Reilly
Oisin O'Reilly 2 måneder siden
@Do One if you say so buddy. Have a great day.
Hurley
Hurley 2 måneder siden
Someone can’t drive a friends car because they’re not the insured in the UK?
Nikolay Mihaylov
Nikolay Mihaylov 2 måneder siden
This is not the Clarkson we want, but the one we deserve.
Joshua Helfferich
Joshua Helfferich 2 måneder siden
How does insurance work in the UK? In the Netherlands you insure the car, and anyone that you give permission can drive it.
radu0gheorghe
radu0gheorghe 2 måneder siden
Ethan for president! You do have a president over there after brexit, right? No? Well, you have now. You're welcome.
Supreme Leader
Supreme Leader 2 måneder siden
Nah he drives a honda jazz. He knows how to buy a good car
daniel petrov
daniel petrov 2 måneder siden
WHERE IS MY FAVORITE PODCAST???
err minor
err minor 2 måneder siden
Non car guy does not know their wheel size. Reporting for fake title!
Gareth H
Gareth H 2 måneder siden
Perfect review from a non-car guy who is becoming a not so non-car guy. I think I shall buy a M 340d now and I will like to buy Phil for the great inflated price of 85000 pence.
Car Obsession
Car Obsession 2 måneder siden
These videos are brilliant! I'd like to see what Ethan makes or something like a GR Yaris or perhaps something more outlandish like a Caterham.
Garry
Garry 2 måneder siden
Edd China is BACK on NOwindow !!!!
Joschi Lendvai
Joschi Lendvai 2 måneder siden
Loved it! Very refreshing format!
Muhammed Mateen
Muhammed Mateen 2 måneder siden
i will buy it after 20 years for £1400 a
TRM_ NeoOreo
TRM_ NeoOreo 2 måneder siden
But the sound of a petrol version, oh man...!
Lukas B.
Lukas B. 2 måneder siden
4:52 wipers test
Diogo Cabrita
Diogo Cabrita 2 måneder siden
where is the prelude series gone ???? i want more V-tec
Bram van Zwet
Bram van Zwet 2 måneder siden
Must say I dislike the "Peugeot"-like headlights with the bumper notching them
Ravenous Elf
Ravenous Elf 2 måneder siden
Wait until it breaks, it will cost an arm and a leg to fix
Jon Donnelly
Jon Donnelly 2 måneder siden
Handles like it's on rails, pulls like a train and a 0 60 of about 3 minutes.
Louwas
Louwas 2 måneder siden
The new m340d with a 660cc turbo charged 3 cylinder
Louwas
Louwas 2 måneder siden
Where’s the podcast
Chris P
Chris P 2 måneder siden
More non car guy
Dimpet1925
Dimpet1925 2 måneder siden
A non car guy working in a NOwindow channel for car people....😐
Le Blade
Le Blade 2 måneder siden
What happened to Ethan’s Z3 project car videos?
ycnexu
ycnexu 2 måneder siden
This car somehow becomes 3x more handsome as an estate.
ycnexu
ycnexu 2 måneder siden
Gotta sort that insurance thing
tubejorrit
tubejorrit 2 måneder siden
Need more Z3 content!
EBMBob
EBMBob 2 måneder siden
Ethan should do a review totally on his own, reviewing a car based upon what he thinks is important.
Rory Sugrue
Rory Sugrue 2 måneder siden
Any chance you guys can get Ethan to review a DeLorean?
Itzatrocious
Itzatrocious 2 måneder siden
When is ethan gonna do more stuff on the z3. Really wann see him do some more performance mods or cosmetic mods on it
Uzair Ali
Uzair Ali 2 måneder siden
Love it.
SalesDriven
SalesDriven 2 måneder siden
Great review Ethan! I am a proud owner of the new BMW 320d Touring and it is the perfect car, despite having a far inferior engine to the one reviewed. The clincher for me was the double cheese grater which comes standard on all models, unlike the indicators which I paid an extra £1500 for in the courtesy pack.
I'm not a Mechanic
I'm not a Mechanic 2 måneder siden
I think we should have Ethan review an older car, maybe one he owns, so it doesn't matter if what he says is completely wrong. He should do it alone. Then Alex reviews the same car so we can see the difference.
Waqtastic
Waqtastic 2 måneder siden
God the front grill looks ugly
Joe Crancher
Joe Crancher 2 måneder siden
Brilliant video as always, you guys are so down to earth and realistic, don't take yourselves too seriously, it's what makes you relatable to your audience as normal people and I think its the secret to your success. Don't change guys 👍
Pitt Motoring TV
Pitt Motoring TV 2 måneder siden
Haha entertaining to watch, Ethan did a good job. The BMW is a nice motor, I don't like how they play car sounds through the stereo though. Love the split tailgate.
Daniel van Slooten
Daniel van Slooten 2 måneder siden
A much cleaner lined car than Harry's chaotically styled M3 Competition. Nice!
Kavinda Jayawickrema
Kavinda Jayawickrema 2 måneder siden
Well done Etho! Man bmw have lost their way in design
Piotr Cichosz
Piotr Cichosz 2 måneder siden
Damn, BMW really nailed it with the new 3 series. Design cues from their best times and a straight six in 2021, this car hits all the right spots.
Piotr Cichosz
Piotr Cichosz 2 måneder siden
@Do One I cannot argue with (and wasn't talking about) reliability and quality but horrid looks? This alongside a current 5-series is the most bimmerish looking bimmer in the lineup and has reasonable sized kidney grille. You might not like the looks and I cannot argue with that either but if the new 3-series is 'horrid', what would be the words to describe X6, new 7 or the GT models? 😂
Markiller2601 01
Markiller2601 01 2 måneder siden
Alex: This is my new long-termer Ethan: OUR new long-termer *communism intensifies*
mazhar mhate
mazhar mhate 2 måneder siden
This is your best review till date!
Kevins Emmanuel
Kevins Emmanuel 2 måneder siden
12:40 is such a top gear moment especially the drive by shot😂
OTMGi
OTMGi 2 måneder siden
Yes non car guy reviews, should do one Doug DeMuro style...THAT would be brilliant
Žiga Groff
Žiga Groff 2 måneder siden
This is what most of us subscribed for. Just 2 guys in a car. Top job 👍
rob graham
rob graham 2 måneder siden
Easy review really, as you would expect from a modern BMW it's incredibly ugly, it's a diesel so it will shortly be banned from most towns and cities. 19" wheels with low profile tyres so the ride will be harsh and uncomfortable and you will need new tyres and rims every other pothole. Leather seats which will, naturally be heated to try and disguise how cold they are in winter, although they will still be uncomfortably hot and sweaty in the summer. Whilst I would normally recommend that a far more comfortable and durable cloth seat be specified as a white trim is fitted, leather (or more likely a vegan friendly alternative) will better survive the constant cleaning it will need. Price is £ ludicrous even before any overpriced options are fitted ensuring this car will depreciate faster than warp factor 10. Performance and handling are impressive, if you ever find an open road. You can look forward to reliability ratings second only to Land Rover so big repair bills are to be expected. Despite being fitted with a wheel and tyre combo which vulnerable to potholes, doubtless no spare tyre will be provided so you will have plenty of time to read war and peace whilst waiting for a tow to nearest Tyre shop. A tyre shop which will have you over a barrel and be able to charge you top £ for the cheapest budget tyre. To sum up If you like throwing money into a bottomless pit and enjoy driving like a d***h*** this is the car for you. on the plus side it is a car not a fancy farm truck. If you have more sense but still want a BMW buy yourself an E30, the last BMW worth buying. AS I'm sure Alex would agree.
rob graham
rob graham 2 måneder siden
@wowzers GREAT NEWS I’ve found the perfect car. The Dacia Sandero👍🏻
wowzers
wowzers 2 måneder siden
and what is a good car lmao?
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